You Have Asked For MarkStopaVictims.com Merchandise And We Are Going To Deliver. Products Coming Soon!
MarkStopaVictims.com readers love our artwork.
They have been asking us how they can get their hands on some MarkStopaVictims.com merchandise.
So, your wish is our command.
In the coming weeks will begin setting up an eCommerce store here on the website.
We are hoping to have the store up and running by the middle of September.
All of our merchandise will have our original artwork on it that our readers love.
We’ll also be offering more than just the basic stuff like coffee mugs and t-shirts.
MarkStopaVictims.com Merchandise Will Include Drool Cups Under Our Segal Brand
MarkStopaVictims.com will also be offer our own Segal brand of customizable drool cups.
We named it after Stopa criminal lawyer Lee Segal who as chief legal counsel in the Stopa Federico Crime Family helped Mark Stopa steal millions of dollars from innocent victims.
Rumor has it that Segal had a near fatal stroke earlier this year thanks to Mark Stopa.
Apparently, Segal allegedly had a stroke after being aggressively interrogated by FDLE about Stopa.
Sources say FDLE and the feds wanted to know details about his alleged involvement in Stopa’s equity skimming and foreclosure scheme. They also wanted to know why a disbarred lawyer like Stopa was allegedly operating his scheme out of the law firm Segal ran with Jill Schuh.
Unfortunately, the stress was too much for the heavily overweight lawyer. He allegedly dropped to the floor within seconds with a loud thud. Thankfully, he is still with us.
The Florida Bar is in the process of disbarring him for his crimes but rumor has it he has agreed to testify against Stopa in Stopa’s criminal trial if he is healthy enough.
The MarkStopaVictims.com Merchandise Also Includes Personal Protection Devices
MarkStopaVictims.com is also negotiating with a wholesaler to sell personal protection devices like stun guns and tasers with our logo on it.
Why? Well, so you can protect yourself from the Frankenscam Monster himself. You never know when you could be subjected to frivolous lawsuit from Florida’s #1 psychotic disbarred lawyer.
Or worse, be stuck in a deposition or a court proceeding with Mark Stopa when he goes batshit crazy or threatens to kill you in the parking lot like he did to an attorney in a foreclosure case.
Stopa does have a well documented history erratic and violent behavior in depositions and court proceedings.
So, you may want to be prepared to protect yourself if you ever run into Stopa.
Trust us, you will be happy you had a MarkStopaVictims.com brand taser or a stun bat. Hands down, nothing will bring Stopa under control faster or will shut him up faster than 80 million volts of electricity from a stun bat surging through Stopa’s bloated body.
Inspired by Mark Stopa – A Guy Who NEVER SHUTS UP!
You might be thinking, “Well, that stun bat is kind of cool but I want something a little more discreet.”
Well, you’re in luck. This 90,000 Volt Stun Gun was inspired by Mark Stopa. A guy who just never knows when to SHUT THE F_CK UP. It fits discreetly in a handbag or your pocket.
The cool thing about our personal protection devices is you don’t have to use them on just an obnoxious guy like Stopa when he corners you in a parking garage.
Do you have a sociopathic crazy uncle like Mark Stopa? Now, you don’t have to listen to his drunken political tirades during Thanksgiving or Christmas.
That’s right! You now have the power to make having a quiet holiday dinner with no more crazy political rants a reality.
All you have to do is give him a discreet jab in rib cage of 90,000 volts with your MarkStopaVictims.com brand stun gun.
Trust us! That will SHUT THEM UP FAST!
Rumor has it – Stopa’s criminal attorney Todd Foster has one to keep the sociopath dumb shit under control in court!
But, Wait! There’s More MarkStopaVictims.com Merchandise!
Check out our preliminary line of MarkStopaVictims.com line of Stopa T-Shirts will contain some of our favorite images of MarkStopaVictims.com images. If you have any cool ideas feel free to email or leave us a voicemail at (727) 371-6967.
This one is one of our favorites!
Some of our other t-shirts we are going to offer:
Also, check out our line of our Segal signature brand drool and coffee cups!
Our Featured Drool Cup:
Also, Check Out These Articles About More Mark Stopa Scams:
Let’s also take a moment of silence to remember the Mark Stopa Victims who lost millions to his scam over the last several months:
Over $10 Million STOLEN by Mark Stopa and the Federico Crime Family
This is just a small sample of victims. The Stopa-Federico Crime Family also has dozens of shell companies running the same scam in multiple counties throughout the State of Florida.
Are You A Victim Of One Of The Stopa-Federico Crime Family Real Estate Or Foreclosure Surplus Scams?
Are you a former Mark Stopa client who lost their home?
IF YOU ARE A FORMER MARK STOPA CLIENT – IT’S NOT TOO LATE TO CONTACT INVESTIGATORS AND GET YOUR CLAIM ON THE RECORD!!!
Click here to contact FDLE today if you are victim of Mark Stopa or have further details about his scams. You Can Also Contact Us Here.
You can also read more about Mark Stopa on MarkStopaVictims.com
No More Tick Tock, You Dumbass Lying Thief.
You are now out of time.
Let the show begin