Mark Stopa Admits To Fasting On Twitter. Is He Preparing For Life Of Expired Boloney Sandwiches And Water In Prison?
In case you missed it, Mark Stopa admits on Twitter that he is experimenting with long periods of fasting. He claims that these fasting sessions go on for days.
He claims for his first attempt he went 36 hours with only consuming water. Of course, Stopa has a penchant for spewing lies and bullshit about his accomplishments. Kind of like his outlandish claims that his book, People v. Money was an international best seller or he that was the greatest foreclosure defense lawyer who ever lived.
He forgets to mention the Florida bar received over a dozen bar complaints about his unethical and alleged criminal behavior as a lawyer. In the end, the Florida Supreme Court disbarred Stopa.
But let’s assume Mark Stopa is actually telling the truth for once. Why would he be doing it?
Stopa claims it’s to lose his portly figure. Maybe those jokes about his man-boobs on another website got under his narcissistic thin skin.
There could also be another possibility. Stopa knows FDLE and the Feds are closing in on him and prison is inevitable. Is he is trying to get in shape to fend off the prison “bulls” when he gets there?
His criminal defense attorney Todd Foster was able to save Stopa from Federal prison when a bankruptcy Trustee sued him for fraud and embezzling over $1 Million dollars from his Stopa Law Firm bank accounts before selling the shell of a company to Richard Mockler (yet another Stopa victim).
But experts say Foster won’t be able to save Stopa on the multitude of fraud charges that are coming. Sources say Foster is advising Stopa that he is going to do time in prison.
Former associates speculate that Stopa is now mentally preparing himself for prison life and looking into possibly using his “best selling author skills” to become a leading prison blogger.
Florida Prison Food: Is It Really Food?
Florida prisons are infamous for their limited menu of barely eatable food. Mainly, their sandwiches made of expired baloney that Florida buys for 3 cents a pound from the Guatemalan Council of Food. Oh, and let’s not forget the macaroni and cheese made from wadded up gym mats and watered down Chinese made imitation Velveeta cheese.
Man-child Mark Stopa will eventually grow tired of eating the aforementioned prison cuisine. He will also grow tired of wanting to eat with the brothers in the cell block.
Will it be because the prison food doesn’t meet the discriminating tastes of a suburban white boy like Stopa?
There could also be days he may not want to be persuaded to be the center in a shower room Mandingo bukkake circle.
Either way, Stopa may be forced to hide in his cell and live only on water for a day or two to avoid a multitude of convict colon-probes. Possibly even three or four days depending on the pressure he’s getting from the brothers in the cell block for some shower play time.
So it seems Stopa is practicing now to prepare for what could be days of not eating in prison as a guest of Florida taxpayers.
Or is he fasting and trying to get a shapely figure to help prepare for another reason?
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